First off, why are you there? But since you are here's a few tips,
If you find yourself walking in circles and out of no where there's a thick fog forming the best thing for you to do is look for the nearest exit. I know you'll be tempted to break for the closest door you see, but more then likely that will just lead to more zombies.
Another important hint....if you're with someone that falls while your running leave them, while the zombies are chewing away that gives you more than enough time to get out of there. I know I know, you'll feel terrible and want to turn around and scream the classic NOOOO, but honestly that will just waste valuable running time. You can always scream no after you're standing behind a large locked gate. Besides, someone is going to trip and fall, it's a classic move when running away from horror. Embrace it and continue as quick as possible.
And finally i leave you with this......
If you happen to be in the house when the attack starts do me a huge favor,
If they are coming through the front door run out the back , the worst thing to do is cry, stand in fear and run up the stairs! The only thing that will happen is you'l be trapped and have to figure out a way of jumping out the window. No one needs a broken leg, it only leaves you open for multiple chewing.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
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