The Rules of Zombieland

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

How to spot a zombie

If you see someone staring blankly and dragging a leg while they walk it's best to run!

If you see someone dressed in a civil war outfit and you KNOW it's not a re-inactment my advice is to RUN

If you see notice a man walking down the street and his suit is only covering the front of him...back away slowly

Moaning is not a normal form of speech, especially when the person has a grey face

If you know Gramma died 10 years ago and suddenly she's at your door, lock it

If you can see clearly through a persons head and they're moving around....yeah it's a zombie


Just a few examples for now

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