At the first sign of a zombie outbreak, raid the local gun shops, sporting goods stores, and "we sell everything ever made" megastores, and procure some instruments of undeath.
Rifles. The cornerstone of any anti-zombie campaign. Preferably high-powered semiautomatics.
Shotguns. Excellent for close-quarters fighting. Make heads disappear like magic!
Bombs. Whether a brick of C4 or a pipe filled with gunpowder and rusty nails, bombs are a highly effective means of vanquishing zombies.
Incendiary devices. Zombies are famously terrified of fire, and with good reason-- they're much more flammable than we are, since their flesh is so dry. And because they're not exactly nimble, very few manage to stop, drop, and roll after they've been lit.
Seth Grahame-Smith
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