The Rules of Zombieland

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Muscle verses Brains.....

Now if you're like me and you're wondering who the best person in your group to appoint leader then simply look around.

There's always the typical characters huddling together in the dark,
We have the big strong guy that is always ready at a seconds notice to blow the head off a zombie but doesn't have the common sense he was born with. You know the guy, ex-jock or cop trying to get even for the deaths of his family.

Then there's the cheerleader type, we all know these girls, they are usually screaming every minute and afraid of thier own shadows. For these types you never know whether to smack the taste out of thier mouths or lock them in a room. But either way you all will spend a lot of time trying to rescue them from themselves. Leader? Not unless you plan on surviving about five minutes.

We have the Nerd of the group, usually someone that knows howw to fix everything, but is too shy to step forward. This person is usually just trying to think of ways to trip you during the next attack so beware.

Then there's the semi-smart one. They immediately take the leader roll by barking orders and keeping a calm head, but we all know they will either sacrifice themselves for the greater good or end up getting a small bite and doing the noble suicide at the end.

The rest of the characters vary in types, but we all know their fate. They always end up being the feast so that the key players can get away.

So always look for the "hero". You know the one sitting to the side quietly sulking and telling everyone to shut up. The one that in the begining just seems like any other person in shock only to suddenly come out of thier shell and form a tough layer of skin. If you want to survive and you need a definate leader......that's the one to get behind.

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