The Rules of Zombieland

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Take Us To Your Leader

Now, let's be honest here. There is a Zombie invasion happening. There is little that can be done. There is a really good chance that you are going to be come a zombie. Arguably, this is a good thing for some of you. There are some perks. You can be as lazy as you want because you don't have to make any decisions. For all of you out who couldn't make up your minds about what path of life to pursue. We have done all the hard heavy decision making for you. Your now only have two goals to achieve. 1. To infect as many humans as possible and 2. BRAINS, BRAINS, BRAINS. Besides you can bite someone who has really made you mad over the years. If that is not a great perk, I can't think of a better one.

One word of warning, you are undead and cannot be killed. That isn't any reason why you should ever take a shotgun blast to the face. Nobody wants a headless zombie. It's just unsanitary.

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