Now this is the tricky part. We all know that if you're dead you feel no pain. So how are you able to rid yourself of the undead permanently?
Honestly you should be ashamed of yourself for not coming up with fun and creative ways at the drop of a hat. You're alive they're not ,simple. Snails move faster than most zombies so I don't see any problem walking past them at a normal pace without risking bites.
But we all know that for some reason none of us can figure out ,the "heros" always seem to find the most vulnerable of all shelters to call home. These people sit around screaming and crying not realizing that all they have to do is walk out the door and jog to safety. Not only do you get a little exercise, but you also are about to find a more sensible place to hide.
Remember....humans are smart, alive and can run.
Zombies ....dead, have no brain (but craving them) and move about as fast as an 80 year old running for the bathroom.
The best way to take them out is to just casually walk up to one, hit them hard in the head and continue on with your day. After all, everyone knows that blunt force trauma to a zombie is the best way to rid yourself of them.
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