The Rules of Zombieland

Friday, November 27, 2009

Zombie Squirrels

Run as fast as you can, lock the doors, close the shades. There is one creature more terrifying than all the others combined.

That creature is the zombie squirrel. A lot of us see these small animals and assume they're harmless, but that's part of their strategy. We pass by thousands of these seemingly innocence animals and say awww, but beware, they're just waiting for the opportunity to strike.

One minute you're relaxing, maybe even sunbathing, next minute you're being surrounded by the furry tailed creatures from hell!

So beware my friend. If you just happen to look out the window and there's a squirrel staring back at you, secure your house, turn off the lights and pray it goes away.

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