The Rules of Zombieland

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Zombie Make-Up Tips

Now that its the holiday season we all want to look our best for coming events. So here are some tips to help you say " I'm here, notice me".

In order to get rid of that unsightly dry skin its best to use the right moisturizer, one thing that tends to work best is to go to the nearest body of water and slowly emerge yourself. Don't worry, since you don't have to bother breathing any more you're able to stay in and let the water do all the work.

You might experience a little uncomfortable bloating, but that's a temporary side effect of this incredible treatment.


There was a client that came to me and said " mmmeehh ahhh mmm uggg", translation is, what do I do for an unbalanced complextion. Well my suggestion is simple, go to your nearest bon fire and stand just close enough to get that bronze look. Keep in mind though, getting TOO close will result in ignition and running away. So try to be as careful as possible. No one will stand in awe of a crispy zombie.


Another client had a good question also, but I'll just translate quickly, after all she's a little tough to understand with her missing lower jaw. She was concerned about using the right eyeliner for a fun night out. I say go with whatever is comfortable for you. The best color is black, but make sure that its waterproof to avoid the all so familiar running down the face if exposed to the elements.

Now I leave you with this, don't be afraid to experiment. There's nothing wrong with trying to find your perfect look. It might take a little time, but who cares. We have eternity, that is until someone puts a shotgun to your face. Until then show off your new look!

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