The Other White Meat

Here's a good subject to discuss, what's the best buffet . It really depends on how hungry you really are.

Now, newbies to the community will pretty much go after anything, so we're going to give them some help in this department.

So, who's the best victim you ask?

Well, I know which one is the worst! You will know them by the clothes hanging off their bodies. These sad creatures are able to run very fast and have really no skin on those bones. Usually screaming while they quickly head first into the nearest wall or pole. Sad to say out of all potential prey these truly are the hardest to catch and really not very filling.

If you're looking for the easiest prey the best one's are definitely the bigger humans. You'll recognize these tasty morsels by the heavy breathing and excessive sweating. These wonderful delights are very easy to take down and once you take that first bite it's almost like entering heaven. The soft mushy flesh melts like butter in your mouth and easily pulls off the body. Now that's good eatin!

The all to familiar "tough ones" are much harder to deal with. But if caught off guard its very simple to take a nibble at the neck line. They tend to give you a little fight, but its well worth the battle.