Zombie Dating

Ok, we all know that dating is a dangerous game, but put zombies to the mix and it's down right deadly.

Here's a little advice that will ensure you'll have a good time and continue to remain alive while dating a zombie;

First bring some kind of head gear for your date, no one wants to end up screaming in pain due to un-necessary bites. Your date will have an urge to bite and chew your face off in the first few minutes, so its important to bring a muzzle or something with you.

Second, be careful holding hands. If you keep in mind that your date is one of the walking dead and has a tendency to lose body parts you will remember to hold the hand with great care.

Third, If you get to be a little affectionate keep in mind the whole biting thing and don't worry about breath mints...zombies aren't known for good hygiene.

And fourth, we all love third base! But remember to use protection! Zombies carry a different type of STD (it will make you a zombie). You can have a little fun, but wrapping it up is very important. Also, try to keep your date away from the neck area (another reason for muzzles or helmets) they will only rip your neck out at that important moment and no one wants that.

Zombie love can be a wonderful thing if you use proper precautions. Everyone will be left satisfied, but don't worry if your date isnt smiling after, after all, too much movement will cause your date's lower jaw to fall out. We just want you to have a good time together and live happily ever after.