The Rules of Zombieland

Sunday, November 29, 2009

What If Your Honey Won't Give You Brains

This is a very tough subject to deal with.

You have a girlfriend or boyfriend that you have been with before the attack and suddenly they have become the undead. You're fighting with inner turmoil trying decide if you should keep that promise of forever, but you're not sure about the oh so painful chewing experience. What do you do?

My advice to you is to move on. If your honey is going to break their promise of forever and has become obsessed strictly to the idea of eating your brains, then its just not going to work out.

Cut your loses and look for someone that is willing to take care of your needs and still has a pulse.

Obviously you new found ex is only concerned with one thing and once they get it you won't even be an after thought.

Im sorry dear, no one likes a greedy gus and everyone deserves respect.

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