You've just gotten to your favorite store with the kiddies and everyone is smiles. Peggy Sue and Billy are overjoyed and screaming Santa's name. Suddenly there comes a clatter! You look over and see Santa chewing on an elf.
Yes my friends, Santa is a zombie and you have to take him out. So how do you do that without serious damage to the kids? Well slap a gun in their hands and make a game out of it. There's nothing that brings a family closer on the holidays than blowing Old Kris Kringle away. And hey, while you're at it, why not take out a few jolly little elves for some extra target practice. It's better to be safe than sorry.
Merry Christmas
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