This Holiday Season

Now now, I know we all want to rush to the mall for that special gift, but let's not forget the crowd that is most likely already there.

Yes my friends, zombie shoppers! We've seen them, wandering around, smacking into the glass, running to the food court for today's brains special. But beware if the stores run out of zhu zhu's we're all doomed.

So this is what you bring with you just in case of a sudden uproar of violence and carnage:

1. Bring a hammer, you never know when you'll have to smash a skull or two.

2. Bring a handgun...bigger guns tend to be heavy and sometimes difficult to grab at a seconds notice.

3. Bring extra clothing (just in case of blood splatter), remember we always have to look our best at the mall.

4. Carry extra ammo...we all know you'll have to re-load more than once.

5. Wear comfortable shoes, just in case there might be some running involved.

Now, keep smiling and remember to enjoy the holiday season.