The Rules of Zombieland

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Making Sense Of Talking Zombies.....

Ok, so you're in your hiding place and you know you're surrounded by the undead, now you're thinking that you can hear voices (wow you're saved!), sorry, but no.

The talking zombies have arrived and by goodness you're in trouble!

So what do you do? Well, first off if you run I doubt they'll be able to catch you after all they are the undead. So that's your best bet. Think about it, if they can talk they can open doors and have a hell of a response time to their environment.

How do you recognize one of these special little guys? Let's see.....if someone walks up to you smelling worse than sewage on a hot day and half their head is gone, but still saying hi? Yep, I'd bet it's a zombie. So don't stand there eyes wide asking "sir are you ok?". It's time to turn, run and don't look back until you're a very good distance from that scene. Or you can stand there and be eaten, it's really you're choice after all.

Do talking zombies make sense? NOPE, but they're out there.

I just don't see how a zombie could carry on a full blown conversation considering the fact that by all rights the brain is dead. But what do we know, the right chemical spill or government experiment could cause all kinds of chaos.

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