The Rules of Zombieland

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

If All Else Fails Kids Will Survive

The one thing you need to remember is that children will inherit the earth. Surprisingly children are very resourceful during traumatic times. They have the ability to hide in small spaces just out of reach of zombies. They run much faster than most adults and are always on a mission to put on a brave face.

Granted its tough for them to fire a shotgun, but they're much more agile and harder to get a hold of even when you're not a zombie.

Also children have a habit of crying quietly and know when to run. They never really hang around during these events and WILL leave their parents to be eaten alive at the drop of a hat. Pretty much all you have to say is "Billy run!" and all that's left is a puff of dust in their absence.

Another thing if children see zombie children heading their way most likely they're more than happy to take one out. If they see the school bully craving brains they leap to the task of taking them out. Its healthy to get out all that aggression all while saving their own skin.

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